So I just searched myself on pipl.com because it’s supposed to be the most “comprehensive people search” says whatever idiot wrote this article and you know what I found- a deactivated myspace page and an incomplete email address. But I found the quick facts to be most amusing, especially the 3rd from the top (aka the only one about a woman!). And as far as the second picture goes, how many times do I have to explain to people that Emma is not a nickname for Emily! Maybe if Emily was spelled Emmaly or something like that- but NO, it’s only one letter shorter, how does that constitute a nickname.

Anyway, pipl search yourself. Let me know what irrelevant stuff you find.